- Denny Crane: When God strips you of your talent, he should at least have the decency to strip away the memory of having had it.
- Shirley Schmidt: What in God's name?
- Denny Crane: And it is in God's name, Shirley. The right to bear arms, Decond Commandment.
- Shirley Schmidt: That would be the Second Amendment.
- Denny Crane: That's... same difference.