- Cory: [Morgan Matthews hadn't been seen for eight months and eight days at this point when it originally aired] You know, why can't you guys learn from Morgan? She is a great sister. I mean, she stays in her room, you don't hear from her, you don't see her, and best of all, she stays out of my personal life.
- Morgan Matthews: [Comes down the stairs] So, the rumor upstairs is you got a date.
- Cory: Morgan, long time, no see!
- Morgan Matthews: Yeah, that was the longest timeout I've ever had!
- Amy Matthews: Are you here now?
- Morgan Matthews: Yeah.
- Amy Matthews: Were you here before?
- Morgan Matthews: No. I was in my room for a *really* long time.
- Jonathan Turner: [presenting the school fashion show] If you see anything you like for your kids, there's order forms on the table. If you have any questions, don't ask me 'cause this is the nicest thing I own.
- [points at his tie]
- Topanga Lawrence: Cory, I gotta tell you something. The other day when you said you didn't wanna be my friend... You really hurt me.
- Cory: Yeah, and I felt great when I saw you kissing that guy.
- Topanga Lawrence: Cory, Nick has nothing to do with you.
- Cory: Must you use his name?
- Topanga Lawrence: What do you want me to call him?
- Cory: Sally! I want you to call him Sally!
- George Feeny: [after telling Eric that the college accepting him does not exist] But seriously... Boris College?
- Eric Matthews: Mr. Feeny, you think that's bad? You see that girl over there? She thinks she's going to some school called Duke!
- [giggles]
- Eric Matthews: Are you gonna tell her or should I?
- Cory: [sees Topanga kiss another guy after their break-up] Why doesn't Topanga just rip my heart out and stomp on it?
- Shawn Hunter: She can't. She's busy making out.
- Cory: Maybe I'm dreaming. Pinch me!... Not on the butt!
- Shawn Hunter: Sorry. It was just, right there.
- Jonathan Turner: Hi everybody! Welcome to the second or... third or... whatever annual fashion thing.
- Eric Matthews: Hey Mr. Feeny, I took your advice. I'm not going to let this Boris fiasco faze me. For every rejection they sent me I'm gonna send out five more applications. I mean, somebody's gotta cave. Or make a clerical error!
- Cory: That was such a great movie. How was the one you saw?
- Melissa: Nice, but we missed you.
- Cory: Well, I was only one theater over. That's the beauty of multiplexes. I mean, it wasn't actually like we were gonna do a lot of talking anyway, right?
- [Shawn and Katie have started kissing on the other side of the table]
- Melissa: Well, there were other things we could have done.
- Cory: Could have, should have, let's not live in the past.
- Cory: Why doesn't Topanga just rip my heart out and stamp on it?
- Shawn Hunter: She can, but she's busy making out.
- Eric Matthews: It's all about letters, isn't it, Mr. Feeny? I got the wrong letters on my report card, and I'm getting the wrong letters now.
- George Feeny: I must say, I'm very pleased that you take the idea of college so seriously. It's that determination that just might get you there.