Boy Meets World (TV Series)

And Then There Was Shawn (1998)

Matthew Lawrence: Jack Hunter

Quotes 

• Angela Moore : Well, is anyone of us safe?

  Shawn Hunter : Yeah, Virgins! Virgins never die!

  Cory Matthews : [Turns to Topanga]  All right! Thanks for saving me.

  Eric Matthews : [proud of himself]  I'm dead.

  Jack Hunter : I'm dead.

  Shawn Hunter : I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying.

  Angela Moore : Feeny, he's dead.

  Shawn Hunter , Eric Matthews : [sing-songy]  Go, Feeny! Go, Feeny! Go, Feeny!

• Jack Hunter : [Jack finds Eric and Jennifer dead]  Eric! Feffy! Eric! He was my friend, my roommate! I didn't really know her.

• Scream-Like Killer Voice : What's your favorite scary movie?

  Jack Hunter : Oooh! Well, I like the one with the hottie-hot-hot from Party of Five.

  Jennifer Love Fefferman : Neve Campbell?

  Eric Matthews : Duh.

• Shawn Hunter : [Every horror cliche he has predicted has come true]  Why won't you believe me? It's all so predictable.

  Jack Hunter : Oh, yeah? Then what's going to happen next?

  Shawn Hunter : First, there'll be some strange, shrouded figure that none of us will see.

  [They all turn around and don't see anybody; the killer creeps across them in front] 

  Shawn Hunter : Then the lights will flicker and Feeny will pop up and reveal his master plan to us.

  P.A. Announcer : [the lights flicker]  Here's a knife. Here's a gun. There'll be fun for everyone. Death is on the menu tonight!

  [Feeny appears in the hallway; the others laugh] 

  Cory Matthews : Mr. Feeny, I have got to hand it to you. You have really outdone yourself this time. I mean, killing Kenny, obvious choice. But the pencil! George! I mean, that was genius!

  Shawn Hunter : I knew it was you all along. What's the big lesson? What were you trying to teach us?

  [He pats Feeny on the back; Feeny falls to his knees, then on his face, a pair of scissors sticking out of his back. Topanga falls to her knees] 

  Eric Matthews : Oh my gosh! They killed Feeny!

  [Everybody runs away] 

  Shawn Hunter : I was wrong!

• Shawn Hunter : [Every horror cliche he has predicted has come true]  Why won't you believe me? It's all so predictable.

  Jack Hunter : Oh, yeah? Then what's going to happen next?

  Shawn Hunter : First, there'll be some strange, shrouded figure creeping behind us that none of us will see.

  [They all turn around and don't see anybody; the killer creeps across them in front] 

  Shawn Hunter : Then the lights will flicker and Feeny will pop up and reveal his master plan to us.

  P.A. Announcer : [the lights flicker]  Here's a knife. Here's a gun. There'll be fun for everyone. Death is on the menu tonight!

  [Feeny appears in the hallway; the others laugh] 

  Cory Matthews : Mr. Feeny, I have got to hand it to you. You have really outdone yourself this time. I mean, killing Kenny, obvious choice. But the pencil! George! I mean, that was genius!

  Shawn Hunter : I knew it was you all along. What's the big lesson? What were you trying to teach us?

  [He pats Feeny on the back; Feeny falls to his knees, then on his face, a pair of scissors sticking out of his back. Topanga falls to her knees] 

  Eric Matthews : Oh my gosh! They killed Feeny!

  [Everybody runs away] 

  Shawn Hunter : I was wrong!