- Shawn Hunter: You know what's cool? We made it through our first dates and we're still best friends.
- Cory Matthews: And we're gonna stay best friends - through second dates, proms, engagements, marriages.
- Shawn Hunter: Second marriages.
- Cory Matthews: Whatever comes along, we're gonna stand here and face it together, shoulder to shoulder.
- Hilary: [as she rushes past them towards the hall] Hi, Shawn.
- Topanga Lawrence: [as she rushes past them in the opposite direction] Hi, Cory.
- Shawn Hunter, Cory Matthews: Later!
- Cory Matthews: [after watching an educational film about puberty] I've seeen hormones turn a normal guy's face into craters 'R us.
- George Feeny: Yes, there will be side-effects, but those, thank goodness, will be the province of your seventh-grade teacher.
- Cory Matthews: *If* it happens.
- George Feeny: Oh, it will happen.
- Cory Matthews: Maybe, maybe not. I mean, I'm young and I'm fast. I can dodge hormones for days, years if I have to. I'm gonna stay twelve 'til I'm forty-two.
- Shawn Hunter: Tell me something. How do you ask a girl out?
- Cory Matthews: Simple. You open the door and say, 'Get out, you're bothering me.'
- Shawn Hunter: No, I mean, like, on a date.
- Cory Matthews: Well, Eric uses the shotgun approach. He just keeps dialing random numbers 'til he hears the word 'Yes'.
- Shawn Hunter: Sounds like a lotta work.
- Cory Matthews: Yeah, and after all that, whaddaya got? A girl. What's the point.