Boy Meets World (TV Series)
The Grass Is Always Greener (1996)
Will Friedle: Eric Matthews
Quotes
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Eric Matthews : Mom, hold my calls. Tonight I'm gonna be studyin'.
Amy Matthews : [sarcastic] Great. Let me get my camera.
Eric Matthews : Hey, I'm serious! I mean, I got pencils, I got notebook, I got refreshment. I got everything i need to be a studyin' fool!
Amy Matthews : Where are your books?
Eric Matthews : [sits quiet]
Amy Matthews : Did you leave them in your locker?
Eric Matthews : Yeah, either there or on the bus...
Amy Matthews : Eric, you don't take the bus.
Eric Matthews : Well, then they're safely in my locker!
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Eric Matthews : Listen to me. You and Topanga spent the last three Friday nights at home, tearing up at chick flicks.
Cory Matthews : Excuse me, last Friday night, if you recall, Topanga and I spent a lovely evening at home, watching no TV whatsoever.
Eric Matthews : You made jam!
Cory Matthews : It was preserves, Eric. It was preserves. It was a nifty little recipe in this Couples magazine, see? I told them I was married to get a subscription discount.
Eric Matthews : Are you blind in the eyes, man? Huh? You and Topanga are turning into an old, boring couple.
Cory Matthews : Eric, Topanga and I have been going out for five months, all right? And in our circle we are considered young and hip
Topanga Lawrence : [calling from the living room] Hon, how are the muffins doing?
Cory Matthews : I'll stick a fork in 'em, hon.
Eric Matthews : Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! If you go near that oven, I'll stick a fork in you!
Cory Matthews : You wouldn't.
Eric Matthews : Ohm I'd be doing you a favor.
Cory Matthews : Oh, stop being such a weisenheimer. Who said that?
Eric Matthews : You did, Pops!
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Jonathan Turner : Yo Matthews, wait up! Your paper on "Of Mice and Men", I've got some serious questions about it. Like, where is it?
Eric Matthews : Well, um... I can't find it anywhere, I've been to every pet store in the city! I did find this pamphlet on land turtles.
