Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Doomed (2000)
Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg
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Quotes
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Rupert Giles : It's the end of the world.
Buffy Summers , Willow Rosenberg , Xander Harris : *Again*?
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Rupert Giles : It's, um, the earthquake, that symbol is, um...
Buffy Summers : I told you. I-I said end of the world. And you're like, "Pooh-pooh, Southern California, pooh-pooh."
Rupert Giles : I'm so very sorry. My contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse.
Willow Rosenberg : No. It-It-It can't be. We-We've done this already.
Rupert Giles : It's the end of the world. Everyone dies. It's rather important, really.
Willow Rosenberg : So what do we do?
Buffy Summers : I stop it.
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Willow Rosenberg : We're not useless. We-We help people. We-We fight the forces of evil.
Spike : *Buffy* fights the forces of evil. You're her groupies.
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Willow Rosenberg : [to Spike] what are you doing?
Xander Harris : You were trying to stake yourself.
Spike : Fag off! It's no concern of yours.
Xander Harris : Is too. For one thing, that's my shirt you're about to dust. And for another, we've shared a lot here. You should have trusted me enough to do it *for* you.
Willow Rosenberg : Xander.
Xander Harris : What? He wants to die. I wanna help.
Willow Rosenberg : It-It's ookie. We know him. We can't just let him poof himself.
Spike : Oh, but you can. You know I'd drain you drier than the Sahara if I had half a chance.
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Willow Rosenberg : Well, Porter Dorm is completely blacked out... so, naturally they're dealing with the crisis the only way they know how: "Aftershock Party".
Buffy Summers : Ah, this from the dorm that brought us the "Somebody Sneezed Party" and the "Day That Ends In 'Y' Party."
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[after Percy calls her a nerd]
Willow Rosenberg : I mean, I know the Percy thing isn't really important. It's the dead guy on the bed.
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Buffy Summers : Be careful, you guys. Place doesn't look too stable.
Spike : Fine by me. I hope we all go under.
Buffy Summers : Why is he even here? It's not like he can fight.
Willow Rosenberg : If we leave him alone, he'll stake himself.
Buffy Summers : And that's bad because...? Fine. Whatever.
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Riley Finn : Well, hey! Willow. And Xander, right? Jeez, what are the chances, huh? Yeah, I was just passing by and I thought I heard people inside.
Willow Rosenberg : You were just passing by in you G.I. Joe outfit?
Buffy Summers : No offense, but you do look wicked conspicuous.
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Willow Rosenberg : Buffy... Over here.
Buffy Summers : Wow. I wasn't sure where the party was, and then I saw the flashing lights and the ambulance and I was like, "Right, of course. Death, carnage... It's a Buffy party."