Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

First Date (2003)

Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg

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• Xander Harris : Guys, guess what happened.

  Willow Rosenberg : Buffy got a date!

  Xander Harris : No, *I* did!

  [looks at Buffy] 

  Xander Harris : Fine way to steal my thunder.

  Buffy Summers : Sorry. If it makes you feel better, it's Principal Wood, and I think he's aligned with The First.

  Xander Harris : Also, like ten years older than you, right?

  Willow Rosenberg : Which is like 100 years younger than your type.

  Buffy Summers : Yay. Someone who doesn't remember the Industrial Revolution.

• Willow Rosenberg : No, it's a text message. Oh, it's from Xander. It's one of our signals.

  Amanda : Signals?

  Willow Rosenberg : Yeah, the system we set up a while back. Like codes. Uh, this one's either, "I just got lucky. Don't call me for a while," or "My date's a demon who's trying to kill me."

  Kennedy : You don't remember which?

  Willow Rosenberg : It was a long time ago.

  Dawn Summers : Well, if we play the percentages...

  Rupert Giles : Something's eating Xander's head.

  Anya : Say, that's gratifying.

• Buffy Summers : Why do you think he asked me out? I mean, he could be interested, right?

  Willow Rosenberg : Yeah, sure. You're a frisky vixen.

  Buffy Summers : Or-Or it could be work related. Maybe I'm getting promoted for doing such a good job.

  [Willow laughs, then notices Buffy's hurt look and looks apologetic] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh, right. That- That makes sense, too.

  Buffy Summers : Or maybe he knows that I suspect he's up to something, and he's taking me out to kill me.

  Willow Rosenberg : Well, you'll have to dress for the ambiguity.

• Buffy Summers : You know, it's not even that he's acting that suspicious. It's just, there he is, on the Hellmouth, all day, every day. That's gotta be like being showered with evil, only from underneath.

  Willow Rosenberg : Not really a shower.

  Buffy Summers : A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.

• [Buffy, Spike and Xander enter the house to find the Scoobies waiting up for them. Xander's shirt is wrapped around his waist as a surrogate bandage] 

  Willow Rosenberg : What happened?

  Xander Harris : What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on. Let's gay.

  Willow Rosenberg : What?

  Xander Harris : You heard me. Just tell me what to do. I-I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula right now. That's a start, isn't it?

  Andrew Wells : [sighs]  Captain Archer...

  Xander Harris : Come on. Let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here.

  Buffy Summers : What if you just start attracting male demons?

  Dawn Summers : [chuckles]  Clem always liked you.

• Rupert Giles : Those are flash cards. I-I made them to facilitate her training. Chao-Ahn never had a Watcher. With the-the language problem...

  Willow Rosenberg : You showed her these?

  Rupert Giles : I wanted her to understand the seriousness of her situation.

  Dawn Summers : Holy crap!

  [Dawn holds up drawing of a woman ripped in half] 

  Rupert Giles : Perhaps I'll rethink the approach.

• Willow Rosenberg : Buff, if, if he's really interested, are you, interested back?

  Buffy Summers : I don't know. He's good looking. And, he's-he's solid, he's smart, he's normal. So *not* the wicked energy, which is nice, 'cause, I don't wanna only be attracted to wicked energy. Uh, what if he *is* wicked. In which case, is that why I'm attracted to him?

  Willow Rosenberg : I'm gonna wait for that sentence to come around again before I jump on.

• Willow Rosenberg : How about yours? Is she evil?

  Xander Harris : She's interested in me, so there's a good chance. But I'm hoping for the best.