Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Living Conditions (1999)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers
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Quotes
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Buffy Summers : So then, Kathy's like, "It's share time," and I'm like, "Oh, yeah? Share this."
[she punches the air a few times]
Oz : So either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her.
Buffy Summers : Well, I didn't do either, actually... but she deserved it, don't you think?
Oz : Nobody deserves mime, Buffy.
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Buffy Summers : Cool. You guys can do the brain thing... I'm gonna go to class.
Oz : Which could also be construed as the brain thing.
Buffy Summers : Not when you're minoring in "Napping 101."
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[about her roommate]
Buffy Summers : Ooh! She's even affecting my work, now. She's the Titanic. She's a crawling black *cancer*!
[kicks and breaks a bench]
Buffy Summers : She's... other really bad things!
Oz : On the plus side, you killed the bench which was lookin' shifty.
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Buffy Summers : I can't believe this. After all that we've been through together, and you guys won't believe me when I tell you that Kathy is *bad*.
Xander Harris : We want to, Buff. It's just...
Oz : Shh. Don't engage.
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Buffy Summers : So then, after the scorpion, the demon opened my mouth and sucked some kind of weird light out of me. A-And the worst part? I wake up and there's Kathy staring at me like I'm some kind of freak.
Oz : Well, actually, the worst part? I'd have to go with the demon pouring the blood down your throat.
Willow Rosenberg : Me too. I would vote for that, too.
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Buffy Summers : [about Kathy] She irons her jeans. She's evil. She has to be destroyed.
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Buffy Summers : Well, I would, but it's not just me in danger from Kathy. Look.
[pulls out a baggie and shows it to Willow]
Willow Rosenberg : Toenails?
Buffy Summers : Evil toenails... I took them off the floor last night when she was in the bathroom. She thought I was asleep.
Willow Rosenberg : Good thinking. 'Cause in the middle of the night, those toenails could have *attacked* you and left little half-moon marks all over your body.
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Kathy Newman : Look, I'm sorry, okay? I left my dimension to go to college and they sent these guys after me.
[cuts to Giles at home]
Xander Harris : But while the Mok'tagar can assume many forms and guises, including human, they can always be recognized by others of their kind... due to their lack of a soul.
[cuts back to Kathy and Buffy]
Kathy Newman : So I'm borrowing yours.
Buffy Summers : Without even asking.
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Rupert Giles : I fear the demon that Buffy met in the woods has somehow possessed her.
Buffy Summers : Lite FM. Love songs. Nothing but love songs!
Xander Harris : You think?
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[the milk is missing]
Kathy Newman : Buffy, it's fine. I just wanted to make sure...
[song ends and she hits repeat]
Kathy Newman : ... that we didn't have a thief or something.
Buffy Summers : Like who? Sid the Wily Dairy Gnome?
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Rupert Giles : You know what this means?
Buffy Summers : Yes. Not only does she take my sweater, but now she has to horn in on my dreams. She is the most ever mooch... Oh! I haven't even gotten to the floss.
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Buffy Summers : Kathy's evil. I'm an evil fighter. It's simple. I'm gonna have to kill her.
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Willow Rosenberg : Happy hunting.
Buffy Summers : Wish me monsters.
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[after ripping Kathy's human mask off]
Buffy Summers : I knew it!
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Rupert Giles : What sort of demon?
Buffy Summers : Um, he had a cloak on. Glowy green eyes, and his skin had, like, a super bad fake rub-on tan.
Rupert Giles : Translate?
Buffy Summers : Orangey?
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[having just netted Buffy]
Buffy Summers : This is... This is ridiculous.
Xander Harris : Buffy, this hurts me more than it hurts you.
Buffy Summers : Not yet, but it will.
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Kathy Newman : Eww! Who left their gum here?
Buffy Summers : Gum gnome?
Kathy Newman : It wasn't me. It had to be somebody, Buffy.
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Kathy Newman : Hmm. Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Buffy Summers : Um-hmm, and guess what. You were next to it.
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Kathy Newman : Do you know what your problem is, Buffy?
Buffy Summers : You?
Kathy Newman : Hardly. You're problem is, you're spoiled. Maybe the world revolved around you where you used to live, but it's *share time* now.
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[last lines]
Buffy Summers : Well, I've always thought I was pretty easy going, you know. It's not like I have the big issues. I don't burn incense or...
[Willow picks up the other half of Buffy's sandwich]
Willow Rosenberg : You gonna finish this?
[takes a bite]
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Buffy Summers : Wait. Did you just hear something?
Willow Rosenberg : I'm chewing my gum kind of loud.
Buffy Summers : That's not it.
Willow Rosenberg : My sneakers are squeaky.
Buffy Summers : I'm looking for something lurky here, Wil.
Willow Rosenberg : Oh.
[Long pause]
Willow Rosenberg : Sorry, no.
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[first lines]
Buffy Summers : Wow. This music is so... so...
Kathy Newman : I know. This song is super fun, isn't it?
Buffy Summers : You bet. It just gets fun-er and fun-er every time you play it.
Kathy Newman : Going out?
Buffy Summers : Yeah... I'm seriously caffeine-deprived. Figured I'd head down to the Grotto and get a jolt and, you know, do some studying.