Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Living Conditions (1999)

Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg

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• Buffy Summers : So then, after the scorpion, the demon opened my mouth and sucked some kind of weird light out of me. A-And the worst part? I wake up and there's Kathy staring at me like I'm some kind of freak.

  Oz : Well, actually, the worst part? I'd have to go with the demon pouring the blood down your throat.

  Willow Rosenberg : Me too. I would vote for that, too.

• Buffy Summers : Well, I would, but it's not just me in danger from Kathy. Look.

  [pulls out a baggie and shows it to Willow] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Toenails?

  Buffy Summers : Evil toenails... I took them off the floor last night when she was in the bathroom. She thought I was asleep.

  Willow Rosenberg : Good thinking. 'Cause in the middle of the night, those toenails could have *attacked* you and left little half-moon marks all over your body.

• [about Giles] 

  Willow Rosenberg : He's our grown-up friend. Not in a creepy way.

• Willow Rosenberg : [on phone]  Giles, I-I just talked to Buffy and, yeah, I think she's feeling a little... insane.

  [pause] 

  Willow Rosenberg : No, not-not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come see you, 'kay?

• Willow Rosenberg : Happy hunting.

  Buffy Summers : Wish me monsters.

• [last lines] 

  Buffy Summers : Well, I've always thought I was pretty easy going, you know. It's not like I have the big issues. I don't burn incense or...

  [Willow picks up the other half of Buffy's sandwich] 

  Willow Rosenberg : You gonna finish this?

  [takes a bite] 

• Buffy Summers : Wait. Did you just hear something?

  Willow Rosenberg : I'm chewing my gum kind of loud.

  Buffy Summers : That's not it.

  Willow Rosenberg : My sneakers are squeaky.

  Buffy Summers : I'm looking for something lurky here, Wil.

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh.

  [Long pause] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Sorry, no.