Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Older and Far Away (2002)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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Quotes 

• Buffy Summers : Hey, Mr. Passive-Aggressive Guy. Seriously, you wanna take it down a notch or two in there?

  Spike : What? Poor, dainty Richard can't take a joke?

  Buffy Summers : We do not joke about eating people in this house!

• Xander Harris : Happy Birthday, Buffy!

  [Xander and Anya wheel in a wooden chest] 

  Buffy Summers : Oh, my God. Did you guys make that?

  Anya : Yes. Well, Xander did the building. Um, I offered helpful suggestions while observing from a safe distance.

• Tara Maclay : How are you doing?

  Buffy Summers : Oh, you know. Better... Mostly... Sometimes.

  Tara Maclay : So, is, um, Spike coming?

  Buffy Summers : No. He-He may be a chip-head, but he still doesn't play too well with others. Besides, I'm definitely not ready to-to...

  Tara Maclay : Come out.

  Buffy Summers : Yeah. I'm all stay-inny.

• Willow Rosenberg : See? It-It's a battery-operated back massager. And-And it's portable so you can take it with you on patrol.

  Buffy Summers : Uh-huh

  Willow Rosenberg : It's like, instant gratification for all your little acheys.

  [Spike smirks at Buffy] 

  Buffy Summers : Great! Thanks. Uh, what's next?

• Buffy Summers : [discovering a demon-infected sword]  Ooh, shiny.

• [first lines] 

  Buffy Summers : [sighs]  I'm sorry.

  Dawn Summers : It's okay.

  Buffy Summers : No. We're gonna sit down and have a real dinner... someday. I hate having to run out in the middle. It's just, you know, there's this *thing* out there. Definitely non-vampire.

  Dawn Summers : I understand.

• Richard : Hey. Great party.

  Buffy Summers : Hi.

  Richard : Everyone's having fun.

  Buffy Summers : I hope so.

  Richard : I mean, look what time it is, and no one's even thinking about leaving. I know I can't tear myself away.

  Buffy Summers : Yeah?

  Richard : Yeah. Hey, can I get you a drink?

  Buffy Summers : Uh... I-I'm good. Thank you.

  Richard : Okay.

  Buffy Summers : I think I'll just head back in.

  Richard : Well, I'll look for you.

  Buffy Summers : Okay.

  [Richard walks away and Spike walks up] 

  Spike : [Making fun of Richard in sing-song]  Ooh, Buffy. Can I get you a soda pop? I think I'm in love.

• Richard : Hey, Xander, we gotta be at work in a few minutes.

  Xander Harris : Okay.

  Richard : I can't be late today.

  Spike : You should definitely go. Let's find your coat and get you on your merry way.

  Buffy Summers : Spike.

  Richard : I don't know why I'm not leaving.

  Spike : Me either. Besides, Ritchie, you can't skip breakfast, a growing boy like you. Me? I used to love breakfast. In the old days, I probably would have eaten by now.

  Buffy Summers : Of course, with that new diet of yours, you wanna be careful what you try putting in your mouth now, Spikey.

  Spike : Yeah? I don't know. Tummy's making all kinds of gurglies. Maybe I ought to just feed on whatever's around even if it doesn't go down well.

  [to Richard] 

  Spike : You, uh, work out?