Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Selfless (2002)

Andy Umberger: D'Hoffryn

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• D'Hoffryn : It's like somebody slaughtered an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue.

• D'Hoffryn : I've got plenty of girls. There will always be vengeance demons, but not you, Anya, you're out. Congratulations. Your wish is granted.

  Anya : You should have killed me.

  D'Hoffryn : [chuckles]  Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. From beneath you, it devours. Be patient. All good things in time.

  [D'Hoffryn teleports away] 

• [Willow summons a demon] 

  D'Hoffryn : Behold D'Hoffryn, Lord of Arashmaharr, he that turns the air to blood and reigns to...

  [sees Willow] 

  D'Hoffryn : Miss Rosenberg, how lovely to see you again. Have you done something with your hair?

• D'Hoffryn : I talked to your friend, Miss Rosenberg.

  [to Anya] 

  D'Hoffryn : She's a firebrand. I have high hopes for her.

  Xander Harris : Stay away from Willow.

  D'Hoffryn : Oh, he's gallant, isn't he? I understand what you saw in him.

• [Sjornjost, 880] 

  Anya : What would I have to do?

  D'Hoffryn : What you do best. Help wronged women punish evil men.

  Anya : Vengeance.

  D'Hoffryn : But only to those who deserve it.

  Anya : They all deserve it.

  D'Hoffryn : Well, that's where I was goin' with that, yeah.

• D'Hoffryn : The flaying of Warren Meers, oh, *truly* inspired. *That* was "water cooler" vengeance. Yes. Lloyd has a sketch of it on his wall.

• [after D'Hoffryn has Halfrek killed instead of Anya to restore the lives of her victims] 

  D'Hoffryn : [hard and angry tone]  Who did you think you were dealing with? Did you think it would be that easy to get away?

  Anya : Why?

  D'Hoffryn : Why?

  [laughs] 

  D'Hoffryn : Because you *wished it*!

  Anya : But she was yours.

  D'Hoffryn : The way you were mine? Haven't I taught you anything, *Anya*? Never go for the kill when you can go for the pain.

  [Xander starts to rush at D'Hoffryn but Buffy holds him back] 

  D'Hoffryn : Hold him back, Slayer. Wouldn't want anyone to get hurt?

• D'Hoffryn : Miss Rosenberg seems to think Anyanka would be better suited outside the vengeance fold. I think we already know what Lady "Hacks Away" wants. And the young man, well, he sees with the eyeballs of love.