Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Tabula Rasa (2001)
Anthony Head: Rupert Giles
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Quotes
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Rupert Giles : We'll get our memory back, and it'll all be right as rain.
Spike : Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... Bloody hell... Sodding. Blimey. Shagging. Knickers. Bollocks. Oh, God. I'm English.
Rupert Giles : Welcome to the nancy tribe.
Spike : You don't suppose you and I... We're not related, are we?
Anya : There is a ruggedly handsome resemblance.
Rupert Giles : A-And you do inspire a, um... well, a particular feeling of... familiarity and... disappointment. Older brother?
Spike : Father. Oh, God, how I must hate you.
Rupert Giles : What did *I* do?
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[in the magic shop, with memory loss, after Anya has created chaos by randomly saying spells]
Rupert Giles : [whispering] Look what you've done, you lunatic woman!
Anya : [whispering] Don't blame me, you snobby, snotty, thinks-he's-so-great kind of jerk... And I feel compelled to take some vengeance on you!
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Rupert Giles : Well, maybe we all got, terribly drunk and this is some sort of, uh, blackout.
Dawn Summers : I don't think I drink.
Anya : I-I don't see any booze. I don't feel any head bumps. I don't see Allen Funt.
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Vamp #2 : [outside the Magic Box] Send out Spike!
Rupert Giles : They seem to want spikes.
Spike : [as Randy] Oh!
[Spike goes to the back of the store, comes back with a handful of stakes]
Spike : [as Randy] Let's give 'em these.
Rupert Giles : Oh, well done.
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Rupert Giles : As, uh, proprietor of a-a-a magic shop, I propose we fight them. We can use things here in the shop. You know, magic tricks or whatever they're called.
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[in the magic shop, with memory loss]
Rupert Giles : [whispering] God, no wonder I'm leaving you!
Anya : [whispering] What?
Rupert Giles : [whispering] Look! One-way ticket to London and out of this engagement!
Anya : [whispering] Of all the nerve!
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[in the magic shop, with memory loss, Anya trying different spell books]
Rupert Giles : Well, fine. Then just stay up there and keep making bunnies. It's a capital plan.
Anya : What capital? I never know what you're talking about. Loo? Shag? Brolly? What the hell is all that?
Rupert Giles : What? There's now way you could remember me saying any of those words.
Anya : Ah, *bugger* off, you brolly.
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[in the magic shop, with memory loss, Anya trying different spell books and Giles fighting a sword duel with a skeleton]
Rupert Giles : [to Anya] Get a different book!
[grunting]
Rupert Giles : Put that book down! Do you hear? Not that book!