Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
The Freshman (1999)
Mike Rad: Rookie
Quotes
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Sunday : Oh, I'm-I'm Sunday. I'll be killing you here in a minute or so.
Buffy Summers : You know, that threat gets more frightening every time I hear it.
Rookie : Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?
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Sunday : Guys, this is totally... mine.
Rookie : Okay, but you gotta share the eatin', 'cause I'm thinkin' Slayer's blood's gotta be whoa, like Thai Stick.
Buffy Summers : I thought people were supposed to get smarter in college.
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[the rookie vamp is turning into dust after getting staked through the heart]
Rookie : Whoa...
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Dav : Yeah, I'm hungry.
Sunday : What a shock. We eat when I say we eat.
Dav : Well, we could hit the tunnels...
Sunday : We eat...
[face vamps out]
Sunday : *when I say we eat*!
Dav : God, lighten up.
Rookie : I think it's funny when you scream. It's like...
[growls]
Rookie : , whoa!
Sunday : I gotta get me some better lackeys, I swear!
