Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

The I in Team (2000)

Emma Caulfield Ford: Anya

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• [at The Bronze] 

  Anya : Xander. You haven't been paying any attention to me tonight. Just peddling those processed food bricks. I don't know why.

  Xander Harris : Well, let me put it in a way you'll understand. Sell bars. Make money. Take Anya nice places. Buy pretty things.

  Anya : That does make sense. All right, I support you. Go sell more.

• Rupert Giles : I don't know how many more ways I can say I'm not interested.

  Xander Harris : Well, try one! Check these flavors: Cherry-Berry, Maple Walnut, ooh, Almond Licorice.

  Anya : Ew.

  Xander Harris : Anya, we don't say "ew" in front of potential customers.

  Anya : Just skip this part and tell him you want money to buy me pretty things. He'll understand.

  Rupert Giles : [sighis]  Very well. Um, Maple Walnut.

  Xander Harris : An excellent choice.

  Rupert Giles : [Giles takes a bite, then looks disgusted]  Please leave my home now.

  Xander Harris : It's the, uh, the gritty texture, isn't it? Maybe you're more of a Cherry-Berry fellow.

• [Xander, Willow and Anya are playing poker] 

  Xander Harris : Wish the Buff could've made it. This three-hand poker is not quite the game.

  Willow Rosenberg : Guess she's out with Riley. You know how it is with a spanking new boyfriend.

  Anya : Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.

  [the card deck explodes from Xander's hands, and in his embarrassment he changes the subject] 

  Xander Harris : Well, they do seem to fall into the Good Guy camp. I mean, they are anti-demon.

  [Anya gives her a look] 

  Xander Harris : But probably pro ex-demon.

  Willow Rosenberg : Well, they do seem to fall into the Good Guy camp. I mean, they are anti-demon.

  Anya : Maybe. I choose to feel threatened.

  Xander Harris : And why not? There's still heaps we don't know about these commandos. What exactly are they up to?