- Anya: [as Anyanka] You trusting fool! How do you know the other world is any better than this?
- Rupert Giles: Because it has to be.
- Xander Harris: But you know what really bugs me? Okay, we kissed. It was a mistake. But I know that was positively the last time we were *ever* gonna kiss.
- Willow Rosenberg: Darn tootin'.
- Xander Harris: And they burst in rescuing us, without even *knocking*? I mean, this is really all their fault.
- Buffy Summers: Your logic does *not* resemble our Earth logic.
- Xander Harris: Mine is much more advanced.
- [seeing Vamp Xander and Vamp Willow being affectionate]
- Cordelia Chase: No. No! No way! I wish us into Bizarro Land and you guys are still together?
- The Master: [holds up a young girl] Hungry? I've lost my appetite for this one. She keeps looking at me. I'm trying to eat, and she looks at me.
- Angel: The Master rose. He let me live... to punish me. I kept hopin' maybe you'd come... My destiny.
- Buffy Summers: Is this a get-in-my-pants thing? You guys in Sunnydale talk like I'm the Second Coming.
- [last lines]
- Cordelia Chase: I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale.
- Anya: [Anya has become human] Done.
- Cordelia Chase: That would be cool. No. Wait. I wish Buffy Summers had never been born.
- Anya: [bewildered nothing happened] Done!
- Cordelia Chase: And I wish that Xander Harris never again knows the touch of a woman. *And* that Willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair.
- Anya: Done!
- Cordelia Chase: In fact, I wish all men, except maybe the dumb and the really agreeable kind, disappear off the face of the Earth. That would be so cool...! Or maybe...
- Vamp Xander: Weird thing. Girl kept talking about Buffy. "Gotta get Buffy here." Isn't that what they called the Slayer?
- Vamp Willow: Hmm. Buffy. Ooh. Scary.
- Vamp Xander: Someone has to talk to her people. That name is striking fear in nobody's hearts.
- Cordelia Chase: You know what I've been asking myself a lot this last week? Why me? Why do *I* get impaled? Why do I get bitten by snakes? Why do I fall for incredible losers? And you know, I think I've finally figured it out. What my problem is. It's... Buffy Summers.
- Rupert Giles: [reading] "In order to defeat Anyanka, one must destroy her power center. This should reverse all the wishes she's granted rendering her mortal and powerless again." You see? Without her power center, she-she'd j-just be a-a-an ordinary woman again. And all this would be, um... well, different... Well, I'd say that my... my Watcher muscles haven't completely atrophied after all.
- Buffy Summers: [sarcastic] Great. What's her power center?
- Rupert Giles: [checks the book] Um, well, um, uh... It doesn't say.
- Buffy Summers: Why don't I just put a stake through her heart?
- Rupert Giles: She's not a vampire.
- Buffy Summers: Well, you'd be surprised how many things that'll kill.
- Rupert Giles: I don't want to kill her, Miss Summers. I want to reverse whatever effect she's had on this-this world.
- Buffy Summers: [sighs] You're taking an awful lot on faith here, Jeeves.
- Rupert Giles: Giles.
- Buffy Summers: Kill the bad fairy, destroy the bad fairy's power center, whatever... and all the troubles go away?
- [Vamp Willow about to torture an imprisoned Angel]
- Vamp Willow: Don't you want to?
- Vamp Xander: No, thanks, baby. I just wanna' watch you go.
- Buffy Summers: World is what it is. We fight. We die. Wishing doesn't change that.
- Rupert Giles: I have to believe in a better world.
- Buffy Summers: Go ahead. I have to live in this one.
- Buffy Summers: I don't play well with others. Now, I'm gonna ask you this once, and then I'm gonna get testy.
- Xander Harris: Excuse me. I need to be both giving and receiving of mirth. Is it too much to ask for a little backup?
- Buffy Summers: I'm here for you Xand. I'm Support-O-Gal.
- [first lines]
- [as Buffy is being choked by a demon]
- Buffy Summers: Nnnfrr...! Nnnfrr...!
- Willow Rosenberg: Oh, God! Demon! Demon! What kills a demon?
- Buffy Summers: Nnnfrr...! Nnnfrr!
- Willow Rosenberg: Oh, Nerf! Not Nerf! Knife!
- Anya: Ever since we met this morning, I was, like, thank God there's one other person in this town who actually reads W.
- Cordelia Chase: But, Harmony...
- Anya: Oh, she follows me around. If that girl had an original thought, her head would explode.
- Cordelia Chase: Okay. Not funny. Hey. You. Where did you put my car?
- Caretaker: Pardon?
- Cordelia Chase: My auto! El convertablo.
- Cordelia Chase: What is this, some kind of sick joke? Harmony told me you were dead.
- Vamp Xander: Now, why would she say something like that? Let's think.
- Buffy Summers: Okay. That was too close for comfort. Not that slaying's ever comfy, but... you know what I mean.
- Cordelia Chase: I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale.
- [Anya becomes the demonic Anyanka and Cordelia gasps]
- Anya: Done!