Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

The Zeppo (1999)

Anthony Head: Rupert Giles

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Quotes 

• Rupert Giles : Uh, Xander, um, I think in the future perhaps it would be best if you-you, uh, hung back to the rear of the battle, for your own sake.

  Xander Harris : [facetiously]  But, gee, Mr. White, if Clark and Lois get all the good stories, I'll *never* be a good reporter.

  Rupert Giles : Hmm?

  Xander Harris : Jimmy Olsen joke, sir. Pretty much gonna be lost on you, huh?

• Xander Harris : Listen, do you guys need any help?

  Rupert Giles : Hm? Oh, no, no. Thank you. Probably, uh, best if you-you stay out of trouble.

  Xander Harris : No chance of that.

  Jack O'Toole : Xander! Motor!

  Rupert Giles : There's something... different about this... menace. Something in the air... The stench of death.

  Xander Harris : Yeah, I think it's Bob.

• [first lines] 

  Willow Rosenberg : [incanting]  Obscurate nos non diutius.

  [smoke appears and Buffy and Giles fight and pin the demon to a wall] 

  Buffy Summers : [to Faith]  Now!

  [Faith stabs and kills the demon with a sword] 

  Rupert Giles : I think that was the last.

  Buffy Summers : Oh, Willow, you okay?

  Willow Rosenberg : Yeah, I'm fine. The-The shaking is-is a side-effect of the fear.

• Rupert Giles : The Sisterhood of Jhe... is an apocalypse cult. They exist solely to bring about the world's destruction and we've not seen the last of them. More will follow.