Chappelle's Show (TV Series)
World Series Of Dice & Mooney On Movies (2004)
Paul Mooney: Self
Quotes
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Paul Mooney : [reviewing "The Last Samurai"] First, they have "The Mexican" with Brad Pitt, now they have "The Last Samurai" with Tom Cruise. Well, I've written a film, maybe they'll produce my film. The Last Nigga on Earth, starring Tom Hanks. How about that?
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Paul Mooney : [reviewing "Barbershop"] You know that's just a front. They sell drugs at the barbershops.
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Paul Mooney : [after being told "Gone With The Wind" was a great movie] You must be on crack. I don't think we seen the same movie. I thought Scarlett was a ho because she went to bed with everybody but Mammy. You know they wouldn't let Mammy go to the premiere? But everybody comes back. She came back as Oprah Winfrey to get her money.
