- Amy: It's kinda fun working for the most famous spa in the world, even if it is for women only.
- Eve Le Deux: Remember what some famous coach once said: 'men aren't everything;
- [takes a sip from her glass]
- Eve Le Deux: ... they're the only thing'.
- John Bosley: 'To err is human', Shakespeare said.
- [coughs smugly]
- Eve Perkins: I believe that was Alexander Pope, Mr. Bosley, but it doesn't apply to my aunt.
- Kelly Garrett: Would you like a brandy?
- Dr. Slavin: No thank you, and I'd much prefer you didin't either. Alcohol is a depressant. Besides, it might affect your heart beat.
- Kelly Garrett: My heart could use a little jazzing up after the last few months.
- Kris Munroe: What you got there?
- Sabrina Duncan: Hors d'oeuvres. Care for one?
- Kris Munroe: My grandfather lived to be 94. He never ate anything a rabbit would eat.
- Norma: [Kris is pushing Miss Norma Powers' wheelchair] I know who you are...
- Kris Munroe: Oh, who am I?
- Norma: Private detective from the Townsend Agency.
- Kris Munroe: [pause] Who told you?
- Norma: Our amazonian directrice, Miss Ingrid.
- Kris Munroe: That's a little strange. I didn't think you guys were exactly best friends.
- Norma: Does a cobra love a mongoose? No, she told me because she was afraid not to.
- Kris Munroe: [stops walking] Are you sure you're in the theater, and not the mafia?
- Norma: [about Eve Le Deux] She was murdered.
- Kris Munroe: Why do you think so?
- Norma: Because I've spent my lifetime in the theater. Because I played women like Eve... and I know they don't stumble into death. They're dragged into it, kicking and screaming. Just they way I will be...
- Kelly Garrett: Not only is my room bugged, but there's a peep hole in there.
- Kris Munroe: I'd dress in the closet if I were you...
- Norma: 'Parting is such sweet sorrow. That I should say goodnight' and all that stuff. Romeo and Whatsername, Act 2, scene 2.
- Zora Stafford: This one should do it
- [Putting the hot towel over Kris' face to smother her]
- Kris Munroe: [Frightened] Please... .
- Sabrina Duncan: [Bursts through the door and points her gun at Zora] Back off!
- John Bosley: [Pointing his gun] My name's John Bosley.
- [Zora slams the towel on the floor]