- Kris Munroe: You know, I wonder what kinda costumes Charlie sent out?
- John Bosley: I don't know, something appropriate for this old relic, I suppose.
- Kris Munroe: Oh Bosley, I don't think you're an old relic. Yet...
- Joe Marshall: Anything you wanna know, all you gotta do is ask. Joe Marshall.
- [sticks out his hand]
- Kris Munroe: Hi, Joe, Kris Munroe.
- John Hendricks: Hey! What he doesn't know would fill a book. Anything you want to know about these sweet old gems, talk to me.
- Kris Munroe: Look, this is just for fun, watch:
- [pulls a Stan Laurel face]
- Kris Munroe: See, it's just a costume.
- John Hendricks: These aren't costume bullets.
- Martha Milton: Are you, eh, an afficionado?
- John Bosley: No, I'm just an admirer of old cars... and mature women.
- Martha Milton: If you're attempting to flatter me, you're doing a divine job.