- Kris Munroe: Just saw you pouring something green.
- Isaac Washington: Yes, but you could get any color you like.
- Kris Munroe: Well, listen, as long as it doesn't have any holes in it, I think we're gonna have a wonderful time.
- Julie McCoy: Just port holes, and they're all on the side.
- Kris Munroe: Good planning.
- Captain Stubing: We try.
- John Bosley: Ah, very nice, but not particularly nautical.
- Tiffany Welles: Well, you didn't give us much time to get 'nautical'.
- Isaac Washington: [Isaac has poured a green drink all over Doc's pants] Oh, I suppose you wanna punch me out, huh?
- Doctor Adam Bricker: Noooo, I wanna go change my pants. Then I want to punch you out.
- Kelly Garrett: Back so soon?
- Kris Munroe: Yes, it got a little heavy.
- Tiffany Welles: You mean he got rough?
- Kris Munroe: No, he got very gentle. I got a little rough.
- Kris Munroe: Didn't he tell me that, eh, you met during that mess in Vietnam?
- Wes Anderson: Yeah. Those were good days.
- Kris Munroe: Good days?
- Wes Anderson: Yeah. We had reasons for living, reasons for fighting. They were good days.
- John Bosley: I would like to speak to you for just a moment.
- Eleanor Case: You're not selling magazines, are you?
- John Bosley: No. As a matter of fact, I'm not selling, I'm buying.
- Eleanor Case: That's a very novel approach, Mr. eh?
- John Bosley: My name is not important. In fact, in my line of work, anonymity is sometimes a prerequisite for survival.
- Avery: I am less than pleased with your performance, ladies!
- Tiffany Welles: Well we are less than pleased with your attitude, Mr. Avery.
- Paul Hollister: You're not so complicated, Mr. DeMargeran, you saw a ship burning in the harbor one night, and then you heard it was carrying a lot of fancy Greek bric-a-brac.
- DeMargeran: Priceless statuary is not bric-a-brac, Mr. Hollister.
- Paul Hollister: Whatever.
- Kris Munroe: I don't suppose you'd like to tell us who those people are and why they keep picking on you?
- Paul Hollister: No, but I've worked up an appetite and I know a quaint little place I'd like to take you.
- Edward Rourke: If there's a gun in that purse, you'd best leave it right where it is.
- Kelly Garrett: Why would I have a gun?
- Mr. DeMargerin: Perhaps you were... just reaching for a lipstick?
- Kelly Garrett: Well, you know... unexpected company, a girl likes to look her best.
- Mr. DeMargerin: [takes her gun out of her purse] Hm. You wouldn't look very pretty wearing this.
- Kelly Garrett: Like mother always said: 'pretty is as pretty does'.
- DeMargeran: I suppose you're not detectives, either?
- Kelly Garrett: I'm not denying that.
- DeMargeran: And you're all on a vacation?
- Kelly Garrett: Detectives do take vacations, like everybody else.
- DeMargeran: It's true, Rourke did break a lady's neck once, and I must admit I found pleasure watching it.
- Tiffany Welles: I just wouldn't want to let them down.
- John Bosley: Angel...
- [gives her a peck on the cheek]
- John Bosley: ... you won't let them down, I'lll bet my life on that. Now come on, your insecurity is giving me a great thirst.
- Tiffany Welles: I'll pamper you, Bosley, all the way home.
- John Bosley: Promise?
- Tiffany Welles: Promise.
- John Bosley: You know, I think this girl has possibility.
- Blond Girl: Is this the Townsend Agency?
- Kelly Garrett: Yes, it is.
- Blond Girl: Oh, goody. I had such a hard time finding it, I got lost three times.
- Blond Girl: Would you mind if I had a pop?
- Kelly Garrett: Eh...
- Kris Munroe: What?
- Blond Girl: A pop.
- [small giggle]
- Blond Girl: You know, a soda pop.
- Kelly Garrett: Oh, n-no.
- Blond Girl: Oh, well sorry I asked.
- Kelly Garrett: Oh, no, I mean, I don't mind if you have a soda pop.
- Blond Girl: Oh!
- [another giggle]
- Blond Girl: you're a peach.