- Kris Munroe: [posing as a new student] Mr. Bosley, I'm Kris Munroe. I saw you on the bus. Are you a teacher?
- John Bosley: Well actually, I'm a, eh, maintenance engineer in the equestrian area.
- Kris Munroe: [already aware of Bosley's cover] Oh, a groom.
- Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] You are now honorary graduates of Blackmoor.
- John Bosley: Graduates of a girls school? How am I gonna tell that to the guys in the locker room?
- Bo Fleming: Well, Miss Garret's really something special. I will never cheat in her class again.
- Donna Rossitter: You? Not cheat? Not lie?
- [scoffs]
- Donna Rossitter: Not likely.
- Patty Cantwell: Why don't you turn off that country bumpkin mouth of yours! I don't care about you or your tannic acid.