- Prue Halliwell: Oh, I hate cemeteries at night.
- Phoebe Halliwell: I hate cemeteries at day.
- [hears a noise]
- Phoebe Halliwell: What was that?
- Prue Halliwell: Ah, probably a zombie or vampire.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Great. Where's Buffy when you need her?
- Prue Halliwell: Heh.
- Piper Halliwell: Ok, but wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa! I just realized the two of you haven't really ever been alone together.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Piper, we're big girls now. I don't think we need you as a buffer anymore.
- Piper Halliwell: All right. Well, what about demon stuff? What if something happens and you need the Power of Three?
- Prue Halliwell: Well, then the Power of Two will just have to do.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Good one.
- Phoebe Halliwell: What exactly is that?
- Prue Halliwell: One killer cocktail literally. A little oleander, some jimsonweed, bloodroot, among other things. Stops the heart immediately.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, you're scaring me. Where did you learn to do that?
- Prue Halliwell: Book of Shadows.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Where under Dr. Kevorkian?
- Phoebe Halliwell: I'm the one that's upset with myself for not working for a living.
- Prue Halliwell: You do work.
- Phoebe Halliwell: I know, Prue. I work around the house, but I want a job. I want a real job.
- Prue Halliwell: And you will find one when you're ready.
- Phoebe Halliwell: I can't remember the last time we talked like this.
- Claire Pryce: [Answering machine] Prue, it's Claire. You're late. You're fired.
- Prue Halliwell: Who are you?
- Soul Collector: I was hoping to take you or your sister, but it looks like your soul is safe. For now.
- Inspector Andy Trudeau: Listen, Prue, I've done some thinking about the Truth Spell, and I'm still kind of trying to sort my feelings out, but I've kind of come to the conclusion that no matter whether I had a minute, a month, or a year to think about it wouldn't change the truth. It may sound boring, but I know that someday I want to have a normal life to come home to. You know, with a white picket fence and a two-car garage, a screaming kid. But no demons. Maybe it's because of all the evil I deal with every day on the job. I don't know.
- Prue Halliwell: [finding Jackson Ward's grave] Jackson Ward. Do you have the picture?
- [Phoebe digs into her pocket and pulls out a picture]
- Prue Halliwell: [reading the note on the picture] Hey Jackson, let's party?
- Claire Pryce: Oh, don't thank me yet. Now, I have tolerated your unexplained absences and the endless family emergencies, but no more. Buyers interested in purchasing Buckland's will be visiting in the next two days and it's important that we make a big impression. It's important that you make a big impression if you expect to keep your job. Do I make myself clear?
- Inspector Andy Trudeau: No. I just needed some space. It's one thing to suspect what your secret was, it's another thing to actually see it with my own eyes.
- Inspector Andy Trudeau: Whew! I've always believed there was another world, behind or beyond this one. I even sort of believe in demons. But I have never in my wildest dreams I could never have imagined that this existed.
- Prue Halliwell: Yeah, neither did we. But we've come to believe that there's a reason for why that world was opened up to us. Which means there's probably a very good reason why it was opened up to you, too.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Welcome, to our little shop of horrors.