- Dr. Frasier Crane: As that famous prankster Santayana once said, "Those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it".
- Woody Boyd: You got that right, Dr. Crane. Back in high school, I was condemned to repeat History three times. By the way, the same goes for Mathematics.
- [a police photographer comes by Cheers to take photos of a bomb explosion at the bar]
- Police Photographer: I'm here to take pictures of the wreckage.
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: [pointing Rebecca's direction] Ah, she's way over there.