- [At Cheers, Woody is dressed as Mark Twain]
- Carla LeBec: Woody, you have been coming in here dressed in that ridiculous get-up for three weeks now. When are you going to stop this nonsense.
- Woody Boyd: Carla, as an understudy, I have to be dressed and ready to go on at a moment's notice. Putting on make-up like this can take hours, but I wouldn't expect you to understand.
- Carla LeBec: Why, because I'm not in the "thea-tah".
- Woody Boyd: No, because you don't wear make-up.