Cheers (TV Series)

The Groom Wore Clearasil (1985)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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• Carla Tortelli : Where's Diane anyway?

  Sam Malone : Ah, I gave her the night off. She trying to interview for a TA job down at the college.

  Carla Tortelli : She'll never get it. She's a big A with no T's.

• Carla Tortelli : [about Carla's son, marrying]  What did you tell my kid, huh?

  Sam Malone : Well, basically, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.

  Woody Boyd : Well, I'll tell you why: companionship, warmth on a cold night, someone to share your old age with.

  Norm Peterson : You think he should marry her?

  Woody Boyd : I thought we were talking about a cow?