Cheers (TV Series)

Two Girls for Every Boyd (1989)

Jackie Swanson: Kelly Gaines

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Quotes 

• Woody Boyd : Wait, this is a misunderstanding.

  Emily : Yeah, listen to him.

  Kelly Gaines : [to Emily]  You stay out of this!

  Cliff Clavin : Oh, Woody's babes comin' ta blows!

  [the guys at the bar all start chanting "Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight!"] 

  Kelly Gaines : [after Emily blocks the door, keeping her from leaving]  You get out of my way right now or so help me I'll, I'll, I'll hurt your feelings!

  Emily : You do, and I'll hurt yours right back.

  [the guys at the bar turn away, realizing the fight's gone 'tame,' chanting "Kitten fight. Kitten fight. Kitten fight."] 

• [Emily and Woody are rehearsing a romantic scene. Emily kisses Woody, when Kelly walks in. Kelly has no idea Woody is in a play] 

  Kelly Gaines : Woody. I can't believe it.

  Woody Boyd : Oh wait Kelly. It's not what it looks like.

  Kelly Gaines : Don't make excuses, Woody. Now I see what's going on. You're busy every night and you won't tell me why. I walk in here and find you two kissing in the back room of a bar. It all adds up. You're in a play and you didn't even tell me.

  [Kelly rushes out. Woody chases after her] 

  Woody Boyd : Wait, maybe I was just cheating on you.