Cheers (TV Series)

Uncle Sam Wants You (1991)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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• Sam : Do you think guys have a biological clock, you know like they know when it's time to have a kid?

  Carla : Oh yeah, usually when they say, "Carla, do you want to go out tonight?".

• Carla : [about Sam wanting to have a child]  Do you have a mother picked out?

  Sam : No, not really.

  Carla : Oh, does that mean, uh, you're not going to ask me?

  Sam : Oh, I'm sorry, you know, I didn't think about you. Yeah, would you?

  Carla : [incredulously]  What, are you nuts? Do you think I'm going to go through labor an eighth time because you're a little lonely? Selfish bastard.

• Rebecca : [to Sam, about them having a baby together]  Why not! I mean, we could.

  Sam : Yeah!

  Rebecca : Your mom did it. My mom did it. Carla does it all the time.