- K.C. Kolowski: [Nursing her newborn baby] Hey, hey! Don't be greedy.
- [making suckling noises]
- K.C. Kolowski: I got mine, well that's the attitude. Ouch! Aww, be a little careful, cause Mama bites back OK?
- K.C. Kolowski: Oh and for your information, Hemorrhoids are no laughing matter to a woman in her ninth month!
- General Duchesne: [Walks in on a General laying on his stomach displaying his hemorrhoids who thinks she is a nurse when she is a prostitute] So what do you think?
- K.C. Kolowski: I've seen worse.
- General Duchesne: Really? Bigger?
- K.C. Kolowski: Hard to say.
- General Duchesne: Well what's your professional opinion?
- K.C. Kolowski: Well there's lots of ways to go, depends on what you want to pay.