Coach (TV Series)

If Keith Jackson Calls, I'll Be at My Therapist's (1989)

Jerry Van Dyke: Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam

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• Riley Pringle : They just announced that we're going to be the ABC College Football game of the week.

  Coach Hayden Fox : Us?

  Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : Holy mackerel.

  Dauber Dybinski : I gotta watch that.

  Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : Dauber, you're gonna be at the game.

  Dauber Dybinski : Oh, that's right, I'm gonna miss it.

  Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : Miss it? You big dummy, you can tape it.