Julio Oscar Mechoso: Martin

Quotes 

• Martin : I come from Doris. She buy me for you.

  Coach Hayden Fox : Good God, I hope she kept the receipt.

• Martin : He said the plate you give him is too big for him to eat on the roof.

  Coach Hayden Fox : What the hell are you talking about?

  Martin : He said he's got the very big plate that cannot fit on the roof. Am I not speaking English, here?

  Christine Armstrong : Wait, when you say plate, do you mean dish, a satellite dish?

  Martin : See. She can understand me. Why can't you?