Coach (TV Series)
Luther and Ruthanne Take the Big 12 Steps (1994)
Jerry Van Dyke: Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam
Quotes
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Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : You've probably got more stuff stuck in your lungs than the lint trap in my dryer.
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Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : She tried to put a bathmat down on the bathroom floor with flowers on it.
Coach Hayden Fox : What was there before?
Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : Quincy.
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Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : I passed the pie shop on my way over here. You know, the one that's shaped like a giant pie.
Ruthanne : But you were good?
Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : I just closed my eyes and kept on driving.
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Coach Hayden Fox : [reading the ingredients for Luther's fruit pie] Artificial flavoring, artificial coloring, propylene glycol?
Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : I think that's latin for apples.
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Ruthanne : I've been smoking for 30 years.
Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : Well, I've been eatin' for 60.