The Colbys (TV Series)

The Celebration (1985)

Charlton Heston: Jason Colby

Quotes 

• Woman Reporter : [during press conference]  Where's your son Miles? Isn't he going to be a part of this venture, or is he just playing polo as usual?

  [laughter from the other journalists] 

  Jason Colby : To your first question, ma'am: my son will be a pivotal part of this operation. To your second: the Colbys can always find room for another trophy.

• Sable Scott Colby : [about Constance]  Handing Jeff half the Colby empire on a silver platter, well I am not going to let her get away with it. Deprive my three chicks of their share of her estate. There must be a way to challenge this thing.

  Jason Colby : Sable, I would like you to keep clear of this. I don't want any of Conny's Colby shares. I don't need them. Neither do my kids.

• Garrett Boydston : Oh, eh, I hear Jeff Colby's due in today. What are you going to do with him when he gets here?

  Jason Colby : Oh, my nephew? There's plenty to do around here, we'll keep him busy. Sharpening pencils, maybe.

• Jason Colby : You'd better get your priorities straight, son.

  Jeff Colby : No, you'd better get this straight: I'm not your son.

• Jason Colby : What's this getup? You look like you're going to a Madonna concert.

  Bliss Colby : You are totally awesome, daddy. You actually know who Madonna is.

  Jason Colby : Oh, I have a fella I pay just to keep me up to date on those names.