- Francesca 'Frankie' Scott Colby Hamilton Langdon: What right do you have to ask me anything?
- Jason Colby: Frankie, I have to know. Is Jeff my son?
- Jason Colby: [having been summoned into Sable's room] Sable?
- Sable Colby: [taking a bath] I'm in here, darling.
- Jason Colby: Said the spider to the fly.
- Miles Colby: Hey, if we're gonna wait for Jeff to solve this, we might as well kiss the pipeline goodbye.
- Bliss Colby: [about Sean] He wants to get married, and I don't.
- Jason Colby: I know. He came by the office to ask my approval.
- Bliss Colby: He what? I can't believe it! That is so sweet. I could kill him. But that is so...
- Wayne Masterson: [talking to his guide dog about Monica] Dammit Duke, why didn't you tell me how good lookin' she is?