- [after delivering the hot tub]
- Sid: Just wait until you get them qaitresses up in there!
- [to T.J]
- Sid: This boy knows what I'm talking about!
- T. J. Savage: [pause] Uh. I'm a child.
- Sid: Not when you get them waitresses up in there.
- Nick Savage: [Nick and Jimmy are in the hot tub with the boys behind them] - This is the life!
- T. J. Savage: [Checking the tub and quietly says] - No leak so far...
- Chris Savage: That glue is like having a license to break stuff.
- Jimmy Savage: Hey Nick... Toss me a beer.
- Nick Savage: - You got it.
- [Releases he can't get hes arm off the tub's side]
- Nick Savage: - I can't move...
- Jimmy Savage: [Also tries] -... The hell? Neither can I!
- Sam Savage: [Acting innocent] - Whats wrong?
- Nick Savage: - It's like we're glued to the tub
- [the boys slowly step away and attempt to get in the house]
- Nick Savage: - Freeze! Why Can't we move?
- Chris Savage: [the boys turn around again slowly]
- [Chris makes a funny face]
- Chris Savage: - 'Cause you're getting old?