The Cosby Show (TV Series)

It's All in the Game (1990)

Lisa Bonet: Denise Huxtable Kendall

Quotes 

• Denise : Olivia what are you doing? You know you're not supposed to touch any machines in this house. Now why did you put your crayons in the washer with Theo's pants?

  Olivia Kendall : Because the label on the crayon said "washable".

  Denise : Olivia sweetheart that means you can wash it off of the walls, your skin or your clothes.

  Olivia Kendall : I wish someone had told me that.

• Theo : Dad, all those stories we've come to find out are not true.

  Cliff : What? What? Who said? From who?

  Theo , Denise , Vanessa , Rudy : Grandpa!

  Cliff : You're going to believe a man that age?

• Denise : [talking about Theo's bad baseball experience]  Okay, so it took a little time. What's the big deal?

  Cliff : Right! No big deal! Now there's the key. You guys always say things like "no big deal." Some of the greatest lies ever told by you kids - "No big deal." "I forgot." "I'll pay you back later." "It was like that when I found it. I swear, Mom, Dad..."

  Cliff , Clair : It was like that when I found it.

  Vanessa : [about the car she crashed]  Mom, Dad, I just want to say that I'm really sorry.

  Clair : Please add that to the list. "I'm really sorry."

  Cliff : Yes, and the other one that's key - "What are you doing home so early?"