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Quotes
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Jeff : Have you ever tried to pull out during an 'h'?
Steve : Jeff, the world in all it's fabulous diversity is entirely populated by people who have never tried to 'pull out' during an 'h'
Jeff : Yeah, and you know why? It isn't a proper letter. It's just a 'hhuuh' noise. Once you've started on the 'hhuuh' you've basically 'hhuuhed' so what could I say? 'Hello?' 'How are you'? 'Hippo'?
Patrick : Hippo?
Jeff : You can't say hippo. You don't want to come off sounding like some surreal cupboard loitering lunatic.
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Jeff : You can't say 'hippo'. You don't want to come off sounding like some surreal, cupboard-loitering lunatic.
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Jeff : That's not the point. The point is the new and terrifying location of my arse.
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Jeff : It's an arse nightmare. An arsemare.
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Jeff : There I am, innocently trying to free my head from a photocopier and my arse is wiggling about like an arse-maniac, like an arse of insanity in the mind of a madman.