Quotes
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Patrick : [on the phone to Jeff] We have our advisers online.
Steve : [pointing at Susan and Sally] That's you two.
Susan : This is ridiculous! Why does he need us to translate for him? Women aren't a completely different species, you know.
Patrick : [on the phone] Jeff, women AREN'T a completely different species.
Steve : He just needs to find out if it's a friendly drink or a date drink. He'll do friendly but he won't do date.
Sally : Why doesn't he know already?
Steve : Because he is Jeff, and there's no known cure.