- Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock: But you want to marry Susan, don't you?
- Patrick Maitland: Yeah, I mean we'd pretty much written you off.
- Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock: Totally.
- Steve: W-Well, of course I want to! Yes! I don't want NOT to marry her... I don't want anyone else to marry her, but... it's like, you know, death.
- Patrick Maitland: Death?
- Steve: Yeah! You accept that it's coming, but you get kind of uncomfortable when people start talking dates.
- Steve: You can't take that excitement seriously! I mean, you know what men are like. That could happen any time, anywhere.
- Susan Walker: Okay, then. Make it happen now.
- Steve: What?
- Susan Walker: Well, you did it for Jane, you can do it for me. On you go then.
- Steve: I can't just switch it on! It's not like an emergency dinghy... I don't pull a ripcord!
- Susan Walker: Any time, anywhere, you said.
- Steve: Yeah, well normally I get some help. This isn't exactly sex talk, is it?
- Susan Walker: [defensively] I can do sex talk!
- Steve: I never said you couldn't.
- [he returns to studying the restaurant menu]
- Susan Walker: [after a pause] Nipples.
- Steve: What?
- Susan Walker: Nipples. They're... good?
- Steve: Yes, thank you. Nipples are... good.
- Susan Walker: Did that help?
- Steve: There's a fine line between sex talk and just... mentioning body parts.
- Sally Harper: Did you know that your nose keeps growing all your life? If I don't get married soon, they're going to have to cut a hole in the veil!
- Sally Harper: I'm going to other people's weddings. I'm getting more and more single. If one more friend gets married, I'll be a lesbian!