Coupling (TV Series)
Her Best Friend's Bottom (2001)
Jack Pierce: Junior Shop Assistant
Quotes
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Junior Shop Assistant : Why do girls like you always have a boyfriend?
Susan Walker : Because I have acute nymphomania and my own brewery.
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[Captain Subtext uses his "truth helmet" to read the characters' minds]
Junior Shop Assistant : [showing Susan some fabric patterns] I have an enormous penis.
Steve : Actually, I've-I've got a bigger penis by far.
Junior Shop Assistant : Sorry, but my penis is staggeringly vast.
Steve : Look, I'm-I'm massively well-endowed!
Senior Shop Assistant : [taking the fabric] I am the manager here, so *my* penis is like an enormous train, with gigantic...
Susan Walker : Oh, for God's sake!