Coupling (TV Series)

Sex, Death & Nudity (2000)

Kate Isitt: Sally Harper

Quotes 

• Sally : [in the beauty salon, on the phone]  That was the single lamest attempt anyone has ever made to get me to go out with him.

  [puts phone down] 

  Patrick : [comes in]  Sally, how do you fancy coming with me to Susan's new boyfriend's ex's aunt's funeral?

• Sally : Have you seen dead people? Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

  Patrick : You can't prevent death with face cream.

  Sally : That's what everyone thinks, but no one's ever used it in the quanitities I do.