Coupling (TV Series)

The Man with Two Legs (2001)

Jack Davenport: Steve Taylor

Quotes 

• Patrick : There's one thing I don't get here. You've seen this woman on the train and you find her attractive, right?

  Jeff : Yeah.

  Patrick : And you haven't had sex with her?

  Jeff : No.

  Patrick : You see my problem?

  Steve : Let me explain, Patrick. Here on earth, there is a gap between seeing someone you like and having sex with them that we like to call *conversation*. In Jeff's case, it can last for up to ten years.

  Patrick : Are you saying I don't converse? I converse. I talk to women.

  Steve : Well, do the women talk too?

  Patrick : [pause]  Well, they must do.

• Steve : So, she's gorgeous and you're definitely in... what's wrong this time?

  Jeff : This is the worst one ever! I can't even talk about it!

  Steve : Jeff, Jeff. I know about the Giggle Loop, the Sock Gap, the Nudity Buffer and what you said to Audrey Watkins. Believe me there is nothing you can possibly say that will surprise me. So what's the trouble?

  Jeff : I've got too many legs!