The Critic (TV Series)

Sherman, Woman and Child (1995)

Maurice LaMarche: Jeremy Hawke

Quotes 

• [Jeremy is encouraging Jay to proclaim his love to Alice] 

  Jeremy Hawke : In the words of the poet; "carpe canem!"

  Jay Sherman : Yes!

  [exits and then reenters seconds later] 

  Jay Sherman : "Carpe *canem*"? "Seize the *dog*"?

  Jeremy Hawke : You heard me!

• Jay Sherman : Tonight, we'll be reviewing "A Few More Good Men" starring Jack Nicholson, with co-stars Christian Slater and William Devane.

  Christian Slater : [Nicholson delivery]  I want the truth!

  Jack Nicholson/Col. Jessup : You can't *handle* the truth!

  Christian Slater : [Nicholson delivery]  I *can* handle the truth!

  Jack Nicholson/Col. Jessup : The truth is, you *talk* like me, you *act* like me... You don't have an original bone in your body!

  Christian Slater : [Nicholson delivery]  That's a *freakin'* lie"!

  "A Few Good Men" Judge : Could the stenographer read that last part back?

  William Devane : [Nicholson delivery]  What am I, a *freakin'* Myna bird?