Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)

Porno Gil (2000)

Brian Palermo: Brian

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• Larry David : Thanks so much for stopping. Man oh man, I've been so lost, I mean I've been driving around for a half hour here, I'm just trying to get back to, um, to the freeway, to L.A...

  Brian : You don't recognize me, do you?

  Larry David : No...

  Brian : From the driving range, the other day? You're the, uh, you're the guy from the driving range. I was right behind you on the range...

  Larry David : Oh, right! Right! Wow!

  Brian : ...right, and you wouldn't help me out with the ball? The range ball, it fell and you wouldn't help me out with the ball...

  Larry David : The ball? Oh, no no no... you know what? My back was killing me that day, I couldn't bend down.

  Brian : Oh, your back was... I didn't pick up on that because you were hitting the ball so well, you were swinging great...

  Larry David : No, that's *twisting*. I could twist, I couldn't bend.

  Brian : Ohh, ah, OK, right... difference, yeah. Two different things.

  Larry David : It's a *big* difference, really. Oh my God, you must have thought I was such an asshole.

  Brian : Well I... you know, I didn't know why you wouldn't help me with the ball.

  Larry David : Oh god, what kind of prick doesn't pick up somebody's ball.

  Brian : I thought you could help out a little bit, but... I understand.

  Larry David : You know what, I would have picked up the ball in a second if I could bend down.

  Brian : It's your back, it was your back, right.

  Larry David : Completely. I'm sorry. I apologize.

  Brian : Sure. No, I understand, I understand. It's OK, it's alright.

  Larry David : Wait a second... are you going to Gil's party?

  Brian : Yeah that's why I'm... you know Gil? Oh, from the club, you must know Gil? I'm old friends with Gil, yeah, we... buddies for a long time.

  Larry David : So, uh, can I follow you over there?

  Brian : Should you be going to the party with your back? I mean, can you bend over, can you bend with your back?

  Larry David : [warily]  Yeah...

  Brian : Well then maybe you should just bend over and kiss my ass, and maybe next time you'll remember to uh, pick up the fucking golf ball.