Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)

Shaq (2001)

Larry David: Larry David

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Quotes 

• Larry : Apparently, no one wants to have anything to do with me because of the Shaq thing.

  Cheryl : That's... kinda sad.

  Larry : What, are you kidding?

• [while ordering coffee at Starbucks] 

  Larry David : I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.

• Larry : This is very good by the way. Thank you! It's a cafe latte?... What is that... milk?

  Starbucks employee : Milk... uh... and coffee.

  Larry : Milk and coffee! Who would've thought? Milk and coffee! Oh my God. What a drink! It's milk and coffee, mixed together!

  [talking about Starbucks] 

  Larry : You've gotta go there, sit down, have a donut, have a bagel!

• Larry : I go out to dinner, I wind up with a homework assignment.