- Richard Lewis: [Talking to Larry while he shops for a cellphone] . You know, um, I found my soulmate. Not only do I think I'm in love with her, but I think I found the right one.
- Larry David: Really?
- Richard Lewis: Yeah, Deborah. It's only a couple of months, I mean you know, it could go south, but I don't think it will because she's...
- Larry David: Why would it?
- Richard Lewis: Well, why has it, for my whole life, but she, I think...
- Larry David: This is the one. Is this the one?
- Richard Lewis: [Looking at the cellphone in Larry's hand] . No, no that's not good.
- Larry David: No, I meant Deborah.
- Richard Lewis: Oh, yeah, it's more... it's like I love her soul...
- Larry David: Mmm Hmm. Her soul.
- Richard Lewis: It's not just like it used to be for me, like a trophy...
- Larry David: Not looks anymore? She's attractive?
- Richard Lewis: No, she IS attractive.
- Larry David: You don't care about that.
- Richard Lewis: One of the things... the only downside...
- Larry David: [Talking about the cellphone] . What do you think of this color?
- Richard Lewis: Too flashy. She's a Christian Scientist.
- Larry David: What? A Christian Scientist?
- Richard Lewis: She's a Christian Scientist, and it's...
- Larry David: Oh dear.
- Richard Lewis: Did you just say Oh Dear?
- Larry David: Yeah.
- Richard Lewis: I don't think you've ever said that in you entire life.
- Larry David: No one's ever told me they were dating a Christian Scientist before; I've been saving it.
- Susie Greene: My grandmother, okay - may she rest in peace - entrusted that brownie recipe to me and you're asking me to break a sacred confidence.
- Larry David: It's not the Manhatten Project, you know. It's just a little... .a recipe!