Dad's Army (TV Series)

No Spring for Frazer (1969)

John Laurie: Pte. James Frazer

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Quotes 

• Frazer : I won't have to clean that thing for three weeks.

  Mainwaring : That is not the right attitude to adopt Frazer. You should consider it an honour and a privilege to use this Lewis gun.

  Frazer : I think it's a privilege us ever getting a look in with you and the Sergeant using it all the time.

  Mainwaring : That'll do. That'll do. The butterfly spring seems to be missing from here Frazer.

  Frazer : What? Oh aye. So it is. I must have left it in me workshop.

  Mainwaring : Your workshop?

  Frazer : Aye. I took the gun home to be cleaned.

  Mainwaring : Look. For a start you've got no right to take that gun off these premises. Most of all that gun is totally useless without it's butterfly spring. If a Nazi Storm Trooper came rushing in from the sky you could do nothing with that but hit him with it.

  Jones : Permission to speak sir. If Frazer hit him with it, it wouldn't half make his eyes water.

• Frazer : [about Jones' not volunteering to dig up a coffin]  He never volunteers for anything unless Captain Mainwaring's watching.

  Jones : That's a very hurtful thing to say, I'm not a bit like that. Very well, I will volunteer to do this grisly thing.

  Frazer : Ah. Tell Captain Mainwaring after.

  Jones : Listen, if it wasn't for my age, I'd punch your 'ead in. As it is, I am giving you formal notice I shall not honour your meat coupons.