Dallas (TV Series)

For Love or Money (1979)

Colleen Camp: Kristin Shepard

Quotes 

• Kristin Shepard : [Sue Ellen's teenaged sister sashays down the stairs wearing short shorts]  Well, hi there, J.R.

  J.R. Ewing : Well, hi there yourself, honey.

  Kristin Shepard : Grown since you last saw me, haven't I?

  J.R. Ewing : Yeah. Yeah, you have.

  Kristin Shepard : Think I look like Sue Ellen? Most people don't.

  J.R. Ewing : [eyeing her posterior as she seductively and symbolically selects a piece of fruit from a bowl]  There's a resemblance, that's for sure.

• Mrs. Shepard : My fondest hope for her... is that she'll be just as fortunate in her choice of husbands... as Sue Ellen was.

  J.R. Ewing : Oh, I don't think you're going to have the slightest trouble.

  Kristin Shepard : [eating apple]  I don't think so, either.

• Kristin Shepard : You mean, you're leaving him just because he cheated on you?

  Sue Ellen Ewing : [indignantly]  And that doesn't bother you?

  Kristin Shepard : Not if I had what you've got.