Quotes
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J.R. Ewing : [showdown at the Cotton Bowl] My wife - and she is still my wife - is a lady of very tempestuous moods. Mostly sexual. Now, I can give you a rundown of the names of her lovers if you're really interested, but...
Dusty Farlow : No. Not at all.
J.R. Ewing : There is a point here. I don't wanna be so crude as to call her... a nymphomaniac... but all the while she and I were enjoying a very healthy relationship... she was out looking for more elsewhere.
Dusty Farlow : [approaches to confront eye to eye] You are a disgusting man, Ewing. You think I don't realize what kinda cheap trick you're pulling here?
J.R. Ewing : It may be a trick, but it's certainly the truth. Hasn't it occurred to you... ah, surely you remember how she was before your accident... My bet is that you could hardly keep her out of bed.
[gets a contemptuous slap through the face]
J.R. Ewing : How long do you think she's gonna stay with a sexual washout? Hell, she can't go without it forever.
[Dusty turns his back on him and walks away]
J.R. Ewing : Hell, maybe she won't have to.
[taunting after him:]
J.R. Ewing : I've seen your daddy. Maybe she's staying with you because she's not going without it! And there's only one person that's man enough to keep that lady happy on the Southern Cross... and that sure as hell ain't you!
