Quotes
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Aunt Amy Barksdale : [Amy is giving her car keys to the valet] I don't mind a few dents, but change the radio station and you're a dead man.
Aunt Rita Barksdale : Amy, how delightful. I thought you weren't coming.
Aunt Amy Barksdale : I wasn't, but I thought if you two could put aside years of bitterness and resentment, then so can I... for a day.
Aunt Rita Barksdale : Oh, Amy, why do you say such ridiculous things?
Aunt Amy Barksdale : Out loud? So, Jake. You're still with Helen, huh? Shows remarkable fortitude. And Roger. How's the skydiving going?
Helen Morgendorffer : Amy, Roger passed away. This is Paul.
Aunt Rita Barksdale : Oh. Sorry Paul. How do you do?
Paul : Who's Roger?
Quinn Morgendorffer : He fell onto a cow.
Paul : Ick!
Daria Morgendorffer : And he was one of the lucky ones.
Helen Morgendorffer : Girls!
Aunt Amy Barksdale : Hey, what's the point of a senseless tragedy if you can't find a little humor in it? I like the way you think, Daria.
[Daria smiles]
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Aunt Rita Barksdale : [Rita and Helen are both drunk and crying] I love you, Helen!
Helen Morgendorffer : I love you too, Rita!
[Helen takes a long sip from a wine bottle]