Daria (TV Series)
Jane's Addition (1999)
Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer
Quotes
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Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Hey.
Jane Lane : Hey.
Daria Morgendorffer : What are you doing here?
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Those really good friends of mine - they totally blew me off. I figured you guys might be here.
Jane Lane : Well, pull up a bench. We'll order another pie.
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : No, I'll just get a slice. I'm only going to stay a minute.
Daria Morgendorffer : Wanna borrow my stopwatch?
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Hey, Daria, if you want me to leave, just say so.
Daria Morgendorffer : Okay, bye now.
Jane Lane : Hey, come on, Daria. I thought we were going to see a movie.
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : What movie?
Daria Morgendorffer : It's called "The Big Chick Movie That Appeals Only to Girls and Makes Men and Boys Vomit."
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Hey, Daria, did I say I wanted to go to the movie with you?
Daria Morgendorffer : No, but you never mentioned wanting to horn in on our pizza time, either.
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Daria, you're so darn pleasant and friendly, I don't see how anyone could resist an evening with you. But just on a crazy whim, I think I'll go home and watch TV by myself.
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Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer : [Helen, Jake and Quinn are all offscreen, leaving the house] Meeting!
Jake Morgendorffer : Golf!
Quinn Morgendorffer : Date!
Daria Morgendorffer : Sarcasm!
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Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : You like convertibles?
Jane Lane : Sofas?
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Cars.
Jane Lane : Why, you got one?
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Umm... no. But the roof of my car IS rusting through.
Jane Lane : Almost the same thing.
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Daria Morgendorffer : Is Trent up yet?
Jane Lane : I heard something stirring in his room. I'm hoping it wasn't a family of raccoons.
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Jane Lane : Trent bought a mini-keyboard and a composing program, and he's been up like every night screwing around with it.
Daria Morgendorffer : Has he played you any of the music he's written?
Jane Lane : Who said anything about writing music? He sampled the toilet flushing and created an all plumbing version of "Oh Susana".
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Jane Lane : Come on, Daria, Trent will love doing some computer music. It will satisfy the secret techno dance freak hiding beneath that cool, alternative exterior.